it started with a chip. a little nibble. then an overwhelming desire to devour. within 22 minutes, one bag of doritos cool ranch tortilla chips, succumbed to my moaning belly. 30 minutes later, my moaning belly buckled up and left me rolling on the floor. now here 7 hours later i feel wind break under the seat of my shorts. it looks likes it going to be one of those hot and sweaty nights.