you're out there somewhere and i can't find you. you sleep in a warm bed, drink warm tea and cuddle with some warm pet.

i sit outside in the cold, trying to see in the dark. where are you where did you go? you're on my mind tonight as the darkness consumes my light.

jHo

i was desperate to have a little sex involved in a bachelor party. I mean who goes to a bachelor party without there being some sort of slinky slink. So, knowing that the groom had committed himself to a vow of abstinence (no naked women) I decided to take matters into my own hands and deliver one sweet luv.

I parused the porno shop with my girlfriend, who was leary about even stepping through the door. I told her what i had in mind and proceeded to comb the aisles looking for the PP.

After miles of dongs and creams and plugs I finally found the PP, but wasn't very impressed. it definitely had no sex appeal at all. So i parused some more.

Finally after much discussion, my woman really like the jHo box. It did after all say that it had 3 ports of passion.